The Seven Best Capers of 2008

"The Seven Best Capers of 2008" By Kevin Poulsen is a fun article about how hard some people will work to not have a job. It lists some of the busted capers that people were caught doing. I wonder what the people who haven't been caught are doing.
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/12/capers.html